Get the domineering and funny declarations that single people should post on Valentine's Day

The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. The Chinese Valentine's Day, also known as Valentine's Day, is really a fatal blow to single people. Next, let’s take a look at the recommended domineering sayings for singles on Valentine’s Day.

What single people should say on Chinese Valentine's Day

Funny version

1. Are there a few people who start planning to play computer games at home long before Chinese Valentine's Day?

2. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any other way to describe a single girl? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

3. Please don’t call me a single dog. My code name is “Lone Wolf”.

4. History always repeats itself surprisingly. I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day two years ago, I was single on Chinese Valentine’s Day last year, and I am still single on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year.

5. I decided to play connect-the-dots all day on Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I would eliminate as many pairs as I could.

6. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can go to McDonald's and buy a couple's meal, and then eat it all by yourself.

7. When you are young, you should travel around. If you travel more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples, and you are the only single dog.

8. In fact, the Chinese Valentine's Day and the Mid-Autumn Festival are the same, except that the Chinese Valentine's Day is about burning money for the living, while the Mid-Autumn Festival is about burning money for the dead. The Chinese Valentine's Day is about telling a lot of ghost stories to people, while the Mid-Autumn Festival is about telling a lot of human stories to ghosts.

9. Handsome people spend Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, while ugly people try their best to show their affection.

10. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love problems. A dog would have died by your age, so you should be a single person.