Selection: Funny greetings for March 7th Girls' Day

Funny blessings for the March 7th Girls' Day: Your figure is like a devil, beautiful and enchanting; your wisdom is unmatched, making others envious; your charm is unrivaled, and you captivate everyone in the world. Girls' Day is here. May you become more and more beautiful and have unlimited charm!

Selection: Funny greetings for March 7th Girls' Day

The angels registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for review. After reading them, God said: Girls' Day is here. Send a text message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman: I wish her peace, happiness, health and joy forever.

Women should cultivate their body and mind to be like moonlight, compassionate and gentle, broad-minded, and ignite the light of wisdom, so that those who are around them will feel like they are bathing in the cool moonlight.

On this day: all monks grow their hair for you, all presidents call you, all handsome guys send you flowers, and all men become fools for you. Happy holidays!

You always represent the development direction of Chinese beauties, always represent the forward goal of beauty and gentleness of Chinese beauties, and always are the typical representative of the dream lover of most Chinese handsome guys. I wish you, who represent these three things, a happy Girls' Day!

I wish all the female comrades: devilish measurements, white-collar income, no need to do housework, daily happiness, lasting love, petty bourgeois sentiment, crazy shopping, large number of lovers, and slave husbands; and I wish all the female compatriots: free Internet access, ten years younger, no fatigue at work, handsome guys lining up, know everything, eat as much as you want without getting fat, and inexpensive clothes.

Grapes, bananas and red apples, I hope your longing will bear fruit! Radish, cucumber and cabbage, I wish you are loved every day! Coke, tea, and plain water, I hope you sleep well every night! Cookies, milk and a big cake, I wish you a higher salary every year! Happy Girls' Day!