Fun test: How did you die?

Fun test: How did you die?

Everything in the world has life. But in the end, no one can escape death. The same is true for humans. Birth, aging, sickness and death are the laws of nature. Everyone is bound to go to heaven, but the paths to heaven are different. Astrology experts recommend a fun test: How did you die?

Do you want to know what your path to heaven is like? There are all kinds of ways to die that you can't even imagine. Let's do a fun test and see if you are shocked by any of them.

1. Aliens and grandma wolf, which one are you more afraid of?

A. All afraid → 2

B. Not afraid → 14

2. If you have to eat one between stinky tofu and durian, which one would you choose:

A. Durian → 3

B. Stinky tofu → 15

3. If Sadako crawled out of your TV one day, what would you do?

A. Close your eyes → 4

B. Push her back → 16

4. If a stranger on a long-distance train insists on telling you a ghost story, who do you think he is?

A. Ghost → 5

B. Neurosis → 17

5. If you accidentally fart in a crowded elevator, how would you cover it up?

A. Blame it on others → 6

B. As if nothing happened → 18

6. If you have to transform into a cartoon character, which one would you like to be, Pleasant Goat or SpongeBob?

A. Happy → 7

B. SpongeBob SquarePants → 19

7. If you found out that your dog can use a computer, you would:

A. Let it work for you →8

B. Don't let it touch the computer from now on → 20

8. If you are very hungry and have only two kinds of food to choose from, which one would you choose:

A. Moldy bread → 9

B. Sour borscht → 21

9. Which of the following two pairs of socks would you choose?

A. Bright red socks → 10

B. Emerald green socks → 22

10. What means of transportation do you think the dwarves use?

A. Hen → 10

B. Cat → 23

11. If you lose your memory one day, what will you still remember?

A. Your bank card password → 12

B. Your own name → 24

12. Do you think the halo on the angel’s head needs to be charged?

A. Need → 13

B. Not required → 25

13. Which do you think is more painful, being pricked by a cactus or being stung by a hedgehog?

A. Being pricked by a cactus → 14

B. Stabbed by a hedgehog → 26

14. If you were to travel around the world, would you rather ride a hot air balloon or a flying carpet?

A. Hot air balloon ride → 15

B. Ride a flying carpet → 27

15. If you had to let a plant grow on your body, what would you choose?

A. Mushroom → 16

B. Celery → 28

16. Did you ever think spinach was the best vegetable because you watched Popeye?

A. Yes → 17

B. No → 29

17. If you had a special ability, you hope it would be:

A. Invisibility → 18

B. Predict the future → 30

18. If one day you bought a Coke bottle and opened it but found milk instead, what would you do:

A. Check your eyesight → 19

B. Check your taste → 31

19. Which one are you more afraid of, caterpillars or mice?

A. Caterpillar → 20

B. Mouse → 32

20. Do you think the most essential seasoning in diet is oil or salt?

A. Oil → G

B. Salt → 33

21. If you have to accept one of the following nicknames, which one would you like to accept?

A. Big-bellied Hippopotamus → 22

B. Small-eyed ant → 34

22. What would you do if you were abducted by aliens?

A. Scream → 23

B. Fainted → 35

23. Sadako and the landlady, who do you like?

A. Sadako → 24

B. Landlady → 36

24. Which would you rather choose: eating butter as your staple food every day or eating lard as your staple food every day?

A. Cream → 25

B. Lard → 37

25. Do you prefer lying down and reading a book or watching TV?

A. Reading → 26

B. Watch TV → 38

26. Which do you think is cuter, the panda or the koala?

A. Panda → 27

B. Koala → 39

27. If you were Ultraman, which monster would you most like to destroy?

A. White Bone Demon → 28

B. Mutated lizard → C

28. Which of the following two daily necessities do you think would make you feel more miserable without?

A. Mobile phone → 29

B. Mobile phone charger → D

29. What color of fireworks do you like?

A. Red → 30

B. White → E

30. If someone you have had a crush on for a long time suddenly confesses his love to you, what will you do:

A. I suspect I am hallucinating → 31

B. Suspect that the other person is crazy → F

31. If you had to add something to your coffee, what would you add?

A. Salt → 32

B, sesame oil → C

32. What do you think is the most suitable length for a bowl of ramen?

A. 20 cm → 33

B. 21 cm → H

33. If air had a color, what color would you like it to be?

A. Blue → 34

B. Yellow → I

34. Who do you think looks more serious when they dress like this?

A. White shirt, black frame, big glasses → 35

B, black shirt and gold-rimmed glasses → J

35. Which do you prefer, spicy hot pot or clear soup hot pot?

A. Spicy hot pot → 36

B. Clear soup hot pot → K

36. Who do you think is cuter, Princess Taiping or the girl with braces?

A. Princess Taiping → 37

B, braces girl → L

37. What item do you most want from Doraemon?

A. Magnifying lamp → A

B. Time Machine → B

38. Which of the following two things would make you feel more embarrassed?

A. False confession → C

B. The skirt was completely blown up by the wind on the street → D

Everything in the world has life. But in the end, no one can escape death. The same is true for humans. Birth, aging, sickness and death are the laws of nature. Everyone is bound to go to heaven, but the paths to heaven are different. Astrology experts recommend a fun test: How did you die?

Test results:

A. I always like to seek excitement. I have watched too many horror movies alone at home late at night. When I go to bed at night, I will be scared to death because I think of the plots in the horror movies.

B. Because your figure is too perfect, too S-shaped, with a small waist and big plump breasts, you end up getting your breasts pinched by the door when you go in and out of the door, which is very embarrassing.

C. You always have toothache problem, and now you can no longer bear the torture brought by toothache. You make the wrong choice of a quack dentist, and then have your two front teeth pulled out by pliers, which makes you look ugly.

D. You have an outstanding appearance and a proud figure, but because of your outstanding looks, you will easily encounter perverts and be disgusted by their dirty hands.

E. You always like to play video games, but your IQ is too low. You will never be able to play video games well, and finally you will be driven to death by yourself.

F. At a party I hosted, I was so happy that I got carried away and drank too much beer. When I went to the bathroom, I was choking on urine before I even remembered how to get to the toilet.

G. Because your residence is in a busy area of ​​the city, the traffic is always congested and there are frequent traffic jams. You finally died of boredom in a traffic jam that lasted too long.

H. You are always indecisive when encountering things. For example, your computer breaks down, and because it contains private information, you don’t know whether you should take it to be repaired or not, and you are very confused.

I. You have always envied others' slim figures. You swallowed a roundworm because you wanted to lose weight. As a result, you couldn't stand the roundworm crawling around in your stomach, which made you itchy.

J. You are a cheerful and outgoing person who doesn't care about your image. You watched a very funny movie and laughed for too long. You laughed so hard that your face cramped and you felt very uncomfortable.

K. You have always loved singing. In order to practice bel canto, you opened your mouth wide to practice, but you were choked to death by a fly that flew into your throat.

L. You added fifty-five peppercorns to your ramen, which paralyzed your stomach and made it unable to move and digest food, so you were choked to death by the stench of the food fermenting in your stomach.

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