The twelve zodiac signs have different personalities.

Twelve constellations, twelve personalities. In the collision of life, we can always discover some advantages and disadvantages of the people around us. Let’s take a look at the dark comments of the twelve zodiac signs below!

The twelve zodiac signs are black-bellied

Aries

Male: He is very career-oriented, loves his wife, has a bad temper, and also has a bad temper in bed! (Shh!) It is always difficult for his lower body to keep the same speed as the upper body.

Female: She is gentle at heart, easily shy, and very feminine, but her brain is just a decoration. Is it to make her look taller? It has no other function.

Taurus

Male: He is best at playing the pig and eating the tiger. He is developing many lines at the same time. His level of cheating (coming out) is five stars!

Female: They are more likely to be bisexual or homosexual, and they know how to enjoy life the most. He has a great aesthetic sense and a cost-effectiveness system in his mind. If you are good at controlling your husband, never get entangled with them over money, as doing so will definitely put you on the blacklist. The level of derailment is also five stars! (Great = 3 =)

Gemini

Male: Very melancholy. Looks like he can talk to more people than anyone else, but inside he is almost dying of loneliness. When you are affectionate, you can scare people to death (you might as well just scare people on Halloween). The favorite food is the ex-lover, and after breaking up, he will harass his ex crazily. Smart but not wise, you can feel it for yourself, I can’t explain it.

Female: A career-oriented and emotional woman who will roll on the ground when she gets willful! The editor says, why don’t you crawl? The chance of going crazy is even higher than that of a Cancer (click, why do I get shot even when I’m lying down?). She refuses to accept aging and loves to make trouble.

Cancer

Male: Dark, cold-blooded, serious, vengeful, gentle, homely and friendly. These are personalities shown to outsiders and are called protective colors. (In the eyes of the editor, it is really high-end and classy) He has a deep understanding of the ways of the world and is very ambitious. The 69 position enthusiast (ahem, the editor doesn’t even know what 69 is) loves giving girls KJ from the bottom of his heart. Really!! Anyone who doesn’t admit it is not objective.

Female: Strong desire for control, sensitive, strong and fragile. If you double the Pisces woman’s affectation, crying, and fantasy (why are you making fun of yourself, editor?), you get a Cancer woman. Everyone wants their husband to be successful and their son to be successful (I am not slandering Jackie Chan!). You have to be cautious about all matters, big or small, involving the family members of a Cancer woman. If you make her angry, she will chase you across nine streets, ah! No, or even 999 streets.

Leo

Male: A scheming man who loves to doubt. You are the boss outside, but at home? Haha, you are just a slave! You like to do things on your own. Either arrogant and domineering or sissy. He is a man who goes to extremes. Never underestimate a humble, cautious and humble Leo man, because he can achieve great things.

Female: I love being beautiful the most, and my aura and other things are just pretense. In fact, I always cry alone when I go home. He looks high-end, classy, ​​noble and cool, but in fact, he is just a masochist. (Let me explain this word. 抖 is actually the Japanese word ド. It is added in front to indicate the degree: serious, severe. And M stands for masochism. You can feel it.) A lover of unspoken rules. When they are young, they ask for support. When they are older and become rich, they support others. Being cheated for years, never repenting, and finally crying as an adult.

Virgo

Man: My mysophobia is just for others to see. I am sloppy at heart. Their weird mysophobia means they don’t allow others to be dirty or messy, but he can. Don't spoil them, as they will easily become arrogant and lose their complacency. Keep order and pay attention to details. The sense of reality is very strong. In fact, Virgos are quite pitiful. They expose their truest thoughts and shortcomings, so they are hated by everyone. What I like most is to talk about things that people don’t like to hear. If you care about face, you can only use a dead chicken to cover your rice. Very vain. I love climbing high. I love to let my imagination run wild and make myself act like a madman. There will be nothing more to it after struggling for 1000 seconds. (But I scolded the people next door. My favorite Nicholas Tse and Leslie Cheung are both virgins. There is no way to break it!) So, after so much criticism, let me make up for it: Virgos are born superstars!

Female: Female version of Conan. She is keen on investigating every clue about her boyfriend and then gets mad at herself. I am very particular about the calories in food and always consider whether I will gain weight before eating anything. He has a strong sense of self-esteem and competitiveness, and he maintains the illusion of perfection before having a hysterical outburst. It is easy to have extreme, bizarre, extramarital affairs, and being a mistress in life. It is particularly easy to produce older single women (I have four words for you: please support me! Thank you), but they will still end up living alone.

. It is very easy to get into strange and illicit love affairs or become a mistress. The most likely to be a leftover woman at an older age, a strong woman, or the kind that ends up alone!