2017 Women's Day Blessings Collection, March 8th Women's Day Sweet Blessings SMS Selection

Women's Day 2017 is approaching. On this day, men who are in a relationship should send a blessing to their wives, and single men should also send a "Women's Day" blessing to the female friends around you. Next, please see the complete list of Women’s Day greetings for 2017.

2017 Women's Day Greetings: Funny Version

1. What is pride? Awesome! What is humility? Just pretend! What is thrift? Just be stingy! What is dedication? Just stupid! What is smart? Just blow it! What is beauty? You! Hehe, happy holiday, beautiful lady!

2. It’s Women’s Day again, I’ll give you ten kilograms of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to replenish calcium and blood. You can take another year off and still get paid. If you have any questions, go find Sister Cuihua.

3. The wives and daughters-in-law are all charming and beautiful, and they all compete for beauty. Women wear colorful clothes and make-up on Women’s Day, and everyone looks like Wang Zhaojun. She is like a modern-day Mu Guiying, full of energy and majestic. Charge into battle without fear, show your charm in all kinds of styles. happy holidays!

4. I know you are very busy and I also know you work very hard, but you must know: your task today is very important, because today is Women's Day and you promised to cook for me.

5. Time flies so fast, and the helpless time has come again. Important notice: During the Women's Day, women across the country will have one day off, and men across the country will work overtime for one day.

Sixth, it is wrong to favor boys over girls. The emperor was born with the help of his grandmother's milk; women are equal to men, and they create great achievements that make the emperor dumb! - I wish mothers, daughters, sisters and sisters all over the world a healthy and happy "March 8" Women's Day!

7. Women have a high status. If they are fat, they are praised for being plump; if they are thin, they are praised for being slim; if they are active, they are considered lively; if they are reserved, they are considered quiet; if they are young, they are considered youthful; if they are old, they are considered intellectual. Happy Women's Day!

8. On Women's Day, I wish all female comrades no longer have to work hard, have husbands to earn money, have nannies to do housework, surf the Internet and watch TV every day, play mahjong and cards, and be happy and joyful all the time!

9. For this precious day, I bow my noble head. I decide to be your slave for a day and serve you wholeheartedly. This will be my supreme honor!

10. The angels registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for review. After reading them, God said: Women's Day is here, send a text message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman: I wish her peace, happiness, health and joy forever!

11. Give you a little color and you will start to shine, give you a little oil and you will get fat, give you a rose and you will feel dizzy, give you a greeting and you will be overjoyed, give you a blessing and you will not know where to go. Happy Women's Day!

12. Whether you shop or not, the street is there, neither far nor near; whether you buy or not, the fitting room is there, neither big nor small; whether you eat or not, the chocolate is there, neither too much nor too little; whether you watch or not, the soap opera is there, neither early nor late; whether you steal or not, the farm is there, silently; whether you speak or not, the charm is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; whether you laugh or not, the beauty is there, neither sad nor happy; whether you reply or not, the blessing is there, never leaving or abandoning. Come and enjoy the happiness of the festival, or let happiness live in your heart. Wish you a happy Women's Day!