The funniest version of Dragon Boat Festival blessings in 2017. Recommended Dragon Boat Festival SMS blessings

The Dragon Boat Festival was originally a festival created by people to pray for a happy life. The Dragon Boat Festival of 2017 is coming soon. Let us quickly prepare a heartfelt blessing message for our relatives and friends.

2017 Dragon Boat Festival Blessings

Funny version

1. At the age of ten, you make progress every day; at the age of twenty, you have lofty ideals; at the age of thirty, you have a basic direction; at the age of forty, you are popular everywhere; at the age of fifty, you work hard; at the age of sixty, you retire and return home; at the age of seventy, you play mahjong; at the age of eighty, you can bask in the sun; enjoy the Dragon Boat Festival every year, and celebrate the festival together!

2. I am the palm leaf and you are the rice, wrapping you layer by layer; you are the mouth and I am the rice, the delicious and fragrant rice dumpling tempts you; the amount of rice wrapped in the fragrant rice dumpling represents how much I miss you; remember to forward this text message, otherwise the rice dumpling will choke you to death, Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Rice and buns had a fight. Rice relied on its large numbers to beat buns whenever it saw them. No one was spared, including red bean paste buns, sugar buns, and steamed dumplings. Zongzi was forced into a corner. In desperation, he tore off his clothes and shouted: Look carefully, I am an undercover!

4. What to eat during the Dragon Boat Festival? Zongzi. It makes you feel hungry before eating, tastes delicious while eating, and leaves you feeling full after eating. What to do during the Dragon Boat Festival? Send text messages. You will be excited before sending, happy while sending, and not worried after sending. May you have a delicious meal and a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

5. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and we serve you rice dumplings. Ingredients: five happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three grams of friendship water, tied with humor, and delivered by mobile phone. Shelf life: before May 5th. Saving method: Please press the save button.

6. I miss your smile, reminisce your taste, take off your coat, reveal your beauty, suppress my frenzy, think about my needs, and decide to get rid of you as soon as possible...ah, zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7. Take off your coat, you are so fair and tender, with a faint fragrance! After one lick and another bite, my heart flew to the sky! Ah, zongzi! You are my dearest! I wish my friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. Take a rope, cut a section in the middle, then cut a section on both sides, and finally cut a section on the last side. How many sections are there in total? That’s right, it’s the Dragon Boat Festival, haha, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

9. I am the palm leaf and you are the rice, wrapping you layer by layer; you are the teeth and I am the rice, sticking to you with sweet fragrance; the amount of rice in the palm leaf represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, otherwise you will choke to death on the rice dumplings!

10. The Ministry of Public Security issued five new prohibitions: Do not pretend to be busy with work and ignore me! It is forbidden to forget me when you get rich! It is forbidden to not help me when I am in trouble! You are forbidden to eat without calling me! It is forbidden not to think about me in your free time. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

11. Zongzi magic: The first level, the zong leaves are attached, the wedding dress magic; the second level, the glutinous rice is rolled into skin, the packaging magic; the third level, fresh meat is used as stuffing, the meatball magic. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! I wish you immediate success!

12. Don’t hide the Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings, as people have sharp eyes. The rice dumplings smell delicious wherever they go. I send you rice dumplings with a wish: Eat delicious rice dumplings on the Dragon Boat Festival, be happy and don’t forget your friends.