Funny winter solstice greetings to bring more laughter to the cold winter

The annual Winter Solstice Festival is coming soon. In many places, the Winter Solstice is celebrated as the New Year. Next, we have prepared some humorous and funny winter solstice blessing text messages for everyone.

Selection of funny greetings for the Winter Solstice 2017

Funny version

1. This blessing text message has been sent. There is no refund, no return, no kickback, and no discount. Acceptance is your only choice. Please raise your hands and shout to the sky three times: God, Earth, I got it. Happiness and joy will fall from the sky, and luck and blessings will burst out of the door. I wish you a happy Winter Solstice!

2. Don’t forget to eat dumplings today on the Winter Solstice. If you forget, the consequences will be serious: first, you will not be pretty; second, you will not be able to wear glasses; third, you will not be able to listen to sweet words... Eating dumplings can prevent your ears from getting frozen off.

3. The Winter Solstice is cold, while the Spring Festival is warm. The sun rises on the winter solstice, and cows are so cold in the first month of the year that they die of cold. So, in order to have a warm year, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little cold during the winter solstice. Yang energy rises at the winter solstice, and becomes stronger as it declines. The cold winter is about to pass, and spring is not far away, so brighten your mood.
4. Today is the Winter Solstice. I heard there is a saying that "the Winter Solstice is as important as the New Year." I wish all the good people in the world, especially you: be healthier, have more good things happen to you, have smoother work, and make more money!

5. Winter is a good time. Some people get rich, some people get fat, some people send wedding invitations, and I will send you delicious food. Please enjoy it: the dumplings in the winter solstice are delicious. Eating them will not freeze your ears or worry you about the cold.

6. As you grow old, your heart is always filled with worry and as you get sick, your hair and beard turn gray. The ashes in my heart are not as bright as the fire in the furnace, and the snow on my temples is more than the frost under the bricks. Nanbin City is the farthest from the Three Gorges, and the winter solstice night there is relatively long. Tonight I began to feel the coldness of my room, so I sat down and asked Meng Guang for winter clothes.

7. According to the CIA: A pair of dull eyes were found at the 12 o'clock position of the mobile phone... Hey! Pighead! I'm targeting you! Please put on more clothes on these cold days! I wish you: Happy Winter Solstice!
8. Hello everyone, in order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I will hold a thank-you event before the Winter Solstice. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will receive a Winter Solstice text message worth RMB 1 cent provided by me for free.
9. The cutest text message of the year: Those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will be successful, those who save it will have a sweet love, those who delete it will have good luck, and those who forward it will have a huge salary increase. Happy Winter Solstice!
10. Notice on cold and frost prevention: The cold wave is strong during the winter solstice, and cold air is moving southward in large numbers. The north wind is howling. Please put on more clothes, wear hats if you have them, wear scarves if you have them, and wear condoms if you have them. Lovers can hug each other, and you are welcome to be the light bulb!
11. Winter is sneaking up on you, trying to make you catch a cold. Friendly reminder for you: When going out or entering indoors, remember to add or remove clothes and be careful not to catch a cold; when dining out, remember to keep warm and prevent colds; when resting at night, remember to close windows and doors and be careful not to catch a cold.
12. Although grace is important, don’t forget to keep warm. Beautiful women with long legs are still beautiful no matter how much they wear. Beautiful women with small figures are still handsome even if they add more clothes. As the winter solstice is approaching, I wish all the beautiful women to be happy every day and become more and more beautiful!