The 5 most common mistakes you make on your wedding night

The 5 most common mistakes you make on your wedding night

In a person's life, there will be tens of millions of sexual intercourses, but the only one that will remain fresh in one's memory is probably the wedding night. Precisely because of its beauty, the ancients regarded "the wedding night" as one of the four major happy events in life. Countless men have endless fantasies and earnest hopes for this night. However, because expectations are too high, once the "first time" fails and fantasies are shattered, a happy event will turn into a farce.

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LESSON 1: Wrong time and place

Narrator: Zudy, 25 years old, real estate salesperson.

That time, it was evening, he and I went back to my mother's house to visit my parents, and my parents happened to go downstairs for a walk. Carrying a bag full of fruits and looking at the old environment where I had lived for 24 years, I suddenly couldn't help myself, so we started kissing passionately, then hugging, and then we fell on the sofa... When we were sweating profusely, we suddenly heard the sound of the key being inserted into the security door and the door lock turning. We were both at a loss, but he reacted quickly and jumped up from the sofa at lightning speed and rushed into the bathroom. I sat on the sofa awkwardly to tidy up my clothes. Fortunately, my mother came in first. She understood everything at a glance and kept complaining: "It's so hot, kid, why don't you turn on the air conditioner..."

Conclusion: Sweet sex must be done at the right time and place, because sex is only a matter between two people, so there must be space sufficient to ensure privacy. If your home is not safe, then it is best to book a room in a hotel. Of course, remember to hang up the "Do Not Disturb" sign.

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