Declaration about Singles Day 2011 Funny Singles Love Personality Abounds

The once-in-a-century Singles' Day of 2011 has come to everyone this year. So how are you going to spend this great Singles' Day? Below, the editor recommends declarations about Singles' Day, including various funny, love, single, and personal declarations for Singles' Day, so that you can have a happy and beautiful Singles' Day.

Declaration on Singles' Day 2011

Funny declaration for Singles' Day:

Happy singles, happy singles! If one person is well fed, the whole family will not be hungry. It’s hard to be single. It’s hard to be single. I’m already twenty-five, and no one mends my torn clothes.

If one person eats well, the whole family will not be hungry. Brush your shoes and wash your face, just get by. Simple-minded and easily gets excited. Being generous with money is a heroic quality. Absolutely good citizen, responsive to policies. No wife, just entertaining myself. Cigarettes and alcohol are always available, and everyone who comes is a guest. The place was full of guests, chatting about all sorts of things. I am free and happy single!

That day you ran back from the market in grief and said: Woohoo, the beautiful girl I had a crush on for a long time when I was a child, I met her on the butcher's chopping board today. It seems that I am destined to be single for the rest of my life, woohoo...

It doesn’t matter if you are alone, a wonderful life is the most valuable. Roses are beautiful but they will wither, love always breaks people's hearts, but when fate arrives, happiness will follow, and I will be there to accompany you in your wonderful life. I wish my good friends a happy Singles Day!

I'm a pretty good person. I give way to others when I walk and give up my seat to others when I take a bus. I worship Buddha sincerely and help others without hesitation. I love the flowers of the motherland and care about scientific and technological achievements. I have quite a lot of friends and don't mind women being nagging. However, I'm unsure about love and don't want to live a single life.

Ants and butterflies are in love, the birds on the trees are in pairs, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have met each other, and it’s time for bachelors to take off their hats. What are you waiting for, friends? Happy Singles Day!

Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and the life of a single is great; no quarrels, no noise, a single's life is truly carefree; one can be happy and laugh by oneself, and the world of a single is truly wonderful. Singles' Day is here again, I wish you happiness, sweetness and joy!

Singles' Day is here, and I'm feeling extremely depressed as a single person. I've been holding back from telling you all these years, but today I muster up the courage to tell you that I've always liked you...the one next to you! Happy Singles Day!

Flowers are the same every year, every year... I am the same person - still the same person... My birthday is November 11th, my house number is 11, I was in class 11 in middle school, room 11 in college, room 1011 in my dormitory, and I work on the 11th floor after work. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now, I’m depressed...

It’s great to be single! I can still celebrate the festival, I’m so envious!

Let me tell you some terms: January 1st is Small Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Medium Singles Day, and November 11th is Big Singles Day. A bachelor male is called “Guangguang”, a bachelor female is called “Mingming”, and a couple is called “Shuangshuang”. The mascot of Singles’ Day is four fried dough sticks and an egg, put together and it becomes 11.11.