When is Singles' Day? A collection of humorous Singles' Day text messages

When is Singles' Day and why is it gaining more and more attention? January 1st is Small Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Medium Singles Day, and November 11th is called Big Singles Day because it has four 1s. On this lonely day, the editor has collected many humorous Singles' Day text messages for you to make you no longer lonely.

When is Singles' Day and why is it gaining more and more attention? January 1st is Small Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Medium Singles Day, and November 11th is called Big Singles Day because it has four 1s. On this lonely day, the editor has collected many humorous Singles' Day text messages for you to make you no longer lonely.

1. November 11, 11:11, when I think of this moment, I feel so depressed. Just because he is not handsome, he is still unmarried. I really want to have a partner who can relieve my worries and problems. I hope that by this time next year, I will no longer be single.

2. Blame me for being born stupid and for not having fate. After several blind dates, I am still single. I look forward to matchmaking by relatives and friends so that I can get married soon, end my bachelor life, and welcome my own new life.

3. Whether it is summer or winter, just take care of yourself; whether it is Singles' Day or Chinese Valentine's Day, just enjoy the festival; I wish you have a great time, I wish you safety and health, and I wish you find true love soon!

4. Friends, please remember to send your blessings on Singles’ Day. You must eat delicious food, sleep sweetly, be happy and joyful, and be safe and healthy. Happy holidays in advance!

When is Singles' Day and why is it gaining more and more attention? January 1st is Small Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Medium Singles Day, and November 11th is called Big Singles Day because it has four 1s. On this lonely day, the editor has collected many humorous Singles' Day text messages for you to make you no longer lonely.

11. November 11, 11:11, when I think of this moment, I feel very puzzled: There are obviously four groups of "11", just like four pairs of lovers, depending on each other and living together, so why are they still called bachelors?

12. The world is becoming more and more twisted. Beautiful women can’t find husbands, talented women can’t find jobs, and bold women can’t find one-night stands. Happy Singles Day to all the single ladies!

13. My wife always cheats on me. My plane always crashes. My life is always fucking hell. Being a free and easy bachelor is so fucking beautiful! Happy Singles Day!

14. When will I have a girlfriend? I ask my QQ friends over a glass of wine. I wonder if the girl in QQ has a boyfriend. I want to leave QQ, but I’m afraid it will be difficult to get back in. I can’t sleep at night and I shouldn’t get drunk. When will my dream come true? Women can be black or white, beautiful or ugly; men can be tall or short, fat or thin. It has always been difficult to have everything. I hope that marriage will last forever and there will be no more bachelors.

15. I will send the <blessing> text message, and <single> will laugh heartily. <Festivals> are not divided into big or small, <happiness> is free and lively. <Everything> will be blown away by the wind, and then <you will be happy> and free from worries!

When is Singles' Day and why is it gaining more and more attention? January 1st is Small Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Medium Singles Day, and November 11th is called Big Singles Day because it has four 1s. On this lonely day, the editor has collected many humorous Singles' Day text messages for you to make you no longer lonely.

16. Old ginger is spiciest. It’s good to be single. A meal alone will make you full, and a cup of fragrant tea will quench your thirst. Go out and enjoy the scenery, travel around without any worries. I wish you all the best on this holiday!

17. Being alone, you have no ties and being single allows you to come and go easily. Save money and save space. Married people are extremely envious, but how can those with families have free time? Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

18. Today is Singles' Day. I am so miserable being single. Today I finally pluck up the courage to tell you that I like... you... your sister!

19. Today is Singles’ Day. Don’t think about girls all the time. Be careful not to study hard or your parents will beat you with their “bare stick”!

20. The flowers are the same every year, the people are the same every year - still the same person...