Laba Festival Blessings 2017 Funny Laba Festival Blessings Recommended

The 2017 Laba Festival is approaching, and the Laba Festival blessing text messages are ready. Next, please see the recommended text messages for Laba Festival blessing in 2017.

Selected Laba Festival Blessing SMS

Funny version

1. I don’t know how you are doing during this Laba Festival. I’m not doing well. I just feel like you're buzzing in my head, front and back, left and right, inside and out, up and down. Do you miss me?

2. Life is so tiring: you have to queue up to get on the bus, loving you is a pain, food has no flavor, you get drunk easily when drinking, you have to pay taxes for making money, and even sending a text message to a pig is charged. I wish you a happy Laba Festival.

3. Laba Festival is also known as the Laba Festival, Laba Festival, Wanghou La or Buddha's Enlightenment Day. Okay, after saying so much, you understand it, and you know the reason, so it's time for you to treat me to a meal.

4. Listen to what the God of Wealth said: Send text messages to eight friends before Laba Festival, you will receive lots of red envelopes at the end of the year and make a fortune in the coming year. OMG! I only know you! The God of Wealth said again: It doesn’t matter, you are of a high level, one can beat eight people, you can still make a fortune!

5. I have been holding back on something for a year. I don’t know if there is a madman living in my heart, but I respect all madmen. This sentence means: Today I want to wish you a happy Laba Festival.

6. When we are young, we often make faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. Don’t care about those troubles, happy Laba Festival.

7. The latest weather forecast: There will be a large area of ​​banknotes raining around Laba Festival, with U.S. dollars in Northeast and North China, rubles in Northwest China, British pounds in Central China and South China, checks in some areas in the southeast, and gold bars in some areas.

8. If a woman can see the sun and the moon, it means that her eyes have severe astigmatism. Happy Yuexi Ba Festival.

9. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I will never have the chance: You are really annoying...but you are so likable that I can never get tired of seeing you. Happy Laba Festival.

10. Laba Festival, I will teach you how to spend it in a memorable way: eat chili peppers for breakfast in the morning, drink chili pepper soup at noon, soak your feet in chili pepper water at night, apply some chili paste before going to bed, and keep muttering: spicy, spicy, happy Laba Festival!