Valentine's Day greetings collection 2017 Valentine's Day funny greetings selection

Valentine's Day is not only a holiday for giving gifts and expressing love, but of course it is indispensable to send a sweet Valentine's Day blessing text message! Next, please see the recommended Valentine's Day greetings for 2017.

2017 Valentine's Day Greetings: Funny Version

1. Strawberries, bananas, and red apples, do you miss me? Mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and cabbage, I love you deeply. Mangoes, lychees, and cantaloupe, you are the wind and I am the sand. Pears, watermelons, and tomatoes, I miss you thousands of times a day!

2. Dear passengers: The Valentine's Day special train will depart soon. Couples are requested to bring your tokens of love with you to the party before boarding the train. This train runs from this life to the next life. Please abide by the rules of eternity when you get on board. Do not stick your head or hands out of the window and do not jump off the train midway! Happy Valentine's Day!

3. Your photo is on my desk. I look at you in the early morning, in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, in the evening, and at night. "Gulu gurulu, honey, Valentine's Day is coming, when is dinner?"

4. When I see you, I am afraid of electric shock; when I can’t see you, I need to recharge; if I don’t have you, I think I will be out of power. Loving you is my profession, thinking of you is my career, hugging you is my specialty, kissing you is my profession!

5. Do you know what I am doing? I give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you very much C: I miss you very much D: I can’t live without you E: All of the above.

6. If you cry, I want to be the tissue in your hand; if you wake up, I want to be the eye booger in your eyes; if you die of heat, I want to be the only three feet of cloth left on your body.

7. Dear husband, remember this: if the husband does not give his wife flowers on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife should put a bunch of green vegetables in the vase at home.

8. Dear, do you miss me now? If you want me, call me back once. If you don’t want me, call me back twice. If you don’t call me back, you’re mine!

9. Today is Valentine's Day. Any communication that is not for the purpose of a romantic relationship is hooliganism; any action that is not for the purpose of celebrating Valentine's Day is a waste of time; any blessing that is not for the purpose of a happy Valentine's Day is just nonsense.

10. The person I love is already taken, and the person who loves me is miserable. He either becomes bad in debauchery or becomes abnormal in silence. ——Dedicated to Valentine's Day!

11. Beautiful girl, smile and blessings are coming! May you have a romantic relationship, stunning beauty, a devilish figure, an angelic smile, kisses from your lover, hugs from your loved ones; like a puppy with a cat, always have someone to rely on, happy Valentine's Day!

12. Giving roses is too rustic, giving money is too vulgar, watching movies is not cool, eating out will make you fat, and walking on the street is tiring; this love cannot be entrusted to anyone, so I will just send you a text message to bless you - Happy Valentine's Day!