April Fool's Day is coming soon, so hurry up and prepare an April Fool's Day prank. Next, check out the funniest April Fools' Day text messages. Funny April Fools' Day Wishes Advanced Funny Version 1. You look like a pig from a distance, a tiger from close up, and a rat upon closer inspection; you look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below, and a fox from the middle; you look cool from the left, rich from the right, but unsophisticated when you look carefully. You are a native of China. 2. Let’s be open and lively today and throw all the rules aside. A gentleman can climb up the beam, and a red apricot can have an affair with someone else. The "second brother" was very happy and the "mistress" entered the house. Fulfill all your dreams, your friends will cheat you without hesitation. Happy April Fools' Day. 3. Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that April Fool's disease is popular recently. The symptoms are always holding the phone to read text messages, and the most serious is grinning. You must be careful! 4. Sending nonsense will cost you phone bills, replying to nonsense will cost you money, sending nonsense will cost you money, sending nonsense and replying to nonsense will cost you money, sending nonsense and replying to nonsense will cost you money! I don’t believe that this 1 cent won’t make you dizzy. 5. Today I took out my cell phone and sent a message to Caobao. After reading it, Caobao grinned, knowing that his holiday was coming. I will pay for this message and then treat me to a big meal. If you know what's good for you, call me quickly. Don't worry, I'll be there soon! 6. Dear user: Hello, due to the continued spread of radiation from the Japanese nuclear power plant explosion, your mobile phone may have no signal or be unable to connect today. Please throw the phone to the ground to restore to normal. Happy April Fools' Day. 7. God asked me to fulfill one of my wishes. I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become more beautiful. He thought for a moment and said: Bring me the globe so I can have another look. Happy April Fools' Day! 8. Small test: If you think you are smart, press down; if you think you are humorous, press down; if you think you are handsome, press down; if you think you are charming, press down. Test result: Pretty shameless. Happy April Fools' Day! 9. When you read this message, please do the following: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money! 10. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by the lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring your original ID card, original household registration booklet, two one-inch photos, and come to our office to claim your prize as soon as possible. No waiting will be accepted after the deadline. Prize: A piece of toilet paper. |
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