How to post 520 quotes? Funny quotes for 520 confession day

How to post a message about 520? 520 love confession day is here. Are you ready for a torrential wave of dog food? Next, let’s take stock of the jokes about 520.

520 Funny Sayings Collection

Singles Version

1. 520, someone asked me how I spent it! Smile and pass by, pass by, live alone, watch others live; if it doesn't happen, it has happened before, reflect on it behind closed doors; live however you want, live however you want to be happy; think about it, hate it, be hurt...

2. When I confessed my love to a girl, I sent her 520 and she replied with 110. I thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure out the homonym of this number, and couldn't help asking what it meant. The girl said: "What I mean is, if you harass me again, I will call the police!"

3. I never believe in 520, and I never receive gifts or boyfriends/girlfriends. I only believe in this: 502, one drop of eternal solidity, three seconds is enough, and we will never be separated...

4. Tell yourself again this year the sweet words you said to yourself last year: You are the most beautiful person in the world, you have a good personality, and you are in good health. Why shouldn’t you be liked? 520, I love you!

5. Don’t keep your love for someone in your heart. It’s useless. Tell her and say it bravely. Once you say it, you’ve given up.

6. Go home on May 20. If you have a wife, check her receipt records; if you have a husband, check his payment records. Don’t ask me why! ! ! WeChat red envelope transaction records cannot be deleted. I am wearing a red scarf, but I am not Lei Feng. I am his brother. Please call me Detonator!

7. Today is 520, and I want to post a negative joke to pollute my circle of friends, but I can’t think of a suitable one, so I decided to post a selfie: I am me, fireworks of different colors.

8. The greatest sorrow in life is that you are not good-looking, but not ugly either. Otherwise, you can become an internet celebrity and tell jokes, and find a handsome boyfriend. Life is not easy enough, so why do you have to torture single people on 520?

9. I feel sorry for those who have to think of jokes and advertise on their friends circle on 520. Others are showing off their love, but he still has to go to work, huh! That's right, I'm talking about me.

10. On 520, the love confession day, don’t envy those couples. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.