There is always one funny joke for Mid-Autumn Festival that will make you laugh

There is always one funny joke for Mid-Autumn Festival that will make you laugh

What are some funny jokes about the Mid-Autumn Festival? With the arrival of Mid-Autumn Festival, netizens have started writing funny jokes about the festival again. Next, let’s take a look at those funny Mid-Autumn Festival jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

Selection of funny jokes for Mid-Autumn Festival

Mid-Autumn Festival Mooncakes

1. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-nut mooncake.

2. My dad just called me and asked me what I would bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. I said, "I bought five-nut mooncakes..." Dad: "You should buy six, and your brother-in-law can come too!"

3. Chang'e asked the Jade Rabbit what delicious food to eat during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Jade Rabbit said mooncakes. Chang'e said: I've been eating it for thousands of years and I'm tired of it. Jade Rabbit: Then what do you say is delicious? Chang'e: Have you heard of braised rabbit meat?

4. This year, five-nut mooncakes and other products still cannot escape the bad luck, and netizens angrily denounced: "Please voluntarily leave the mooncake industry with five-nut products" and "Fresh meat mooncakes have no meaning to exist at all."

5. I bought a piece of beautifully carved stone at a high price in an antique city. Today, I took it to the "Appraising Treasures" program. The expert took my collection and carefully observed it for a long time and said: "Based on my many years of experience, this should be a five-nut mooncake from last year.

6. It’s Mid-Autumn Festival, are you spending it alone again? Hahaha, be jealous of me! There are six of us! After posting on Weibo, he held the five-kernel cake in his hand and started to eat it silently.

7. Experiments have shown that soap is not the only thing men dare not pick up, there is also five-nut mooncakes.

8. Mooncakes During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Little Fish pestered his mother to eat mooncakes with meat filling. The mother fish said impatiently: "What are you eating? Didn't your sister teach you a lesson? You insisted on eating mooncakes stuffed with earthworms, and what happened? You got caught by the fisherman!"

9. The dung beetle family was having dinner in the toilet. The baby dung beetle said: Dad, I want to eat five-nut mooncakes... The dung beetle dad slapped the baby dung beetle on the spot: Bah! Don't say such disgusting things while eating!

10. A colleague came back from a blind date and said that the other person was a Virgo. We all advised him not to pay too much attention to the zodiac signs. He was speechless, but finally couldn't help it: "I'm not so naive as to judge people by their zodiac signs, but she...she actually likes to eat five-nut mooncakes!"

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