Birthday Wishes for National Day Funny Birthday Wishes for National Day

October 1, 2017 is National Day, a great day for the whole country to celebrate. Those who have their birthdays on National Day are really lucky. Next, let’s take a look at the complete collection of National Day birthday wishes.

Selection of Birthday Wishes for National Day 2017

Funny version

1. Hehe, haha, hum, chirp, coo, quack, eeeeee, wow, hey, jile, gulu, huala, please receive the Moore code, the message is as follows: Happy birthday, you must be happy, you must eat well, you must have fun, and you must strengthen contact!

2. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me, hate me, but don't ignore me! It's your birthday, calm down and be happy, baby, please forgive me!

3. Your appearance is of low pixel quality! But he was very smart, extremely smart, so smart that he had no hair, not even a beard or eyebrows. It's simply a pig, ha, today is a good day, happy birthday to you, pig!

4. I count the days to your birthday and eat vegetarian food three days in advance. Who knew you would call to reschedule? Alas, I haven’t had breakfast yet, so I can only say to you with an empty stomach: Happy birthday!

5. You seem angry, and I feel bad too! If I made this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I won't be able to forgive myself. Today is your birthday, please be magnanimous and forgive me! Happy birthday!

6. I spent this dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a stingy person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner in the evening. Happy every day!

7. On this special day today, I want to give you one kilogram of warmth and romance! One kilogram of peace and happiness! One kilogram of happiness! And the precious friendship that I can’t even weigh: Happy birthday!

8. The world is fickle and it is an ugly time. It is difficult to walk through thorns and brambles. Who would not live by being stubborn? Buddy, don’t have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you, Pig. You are full of energy and annoying... lovable and you can never get tired of seeing you.

9. When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to bless someone who is reading this text message. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy!

10. Nietzsche said: God is dead! If you say that's bullshit, Nietzsche will go crazy; Haizi said: Facing the sea, spring is here and flowers are blooming. If you said no, Haizi would have committed suicide by lying on the railway tracks; I have mustered up the courage to wish you a happy birthday, so please don’t say no!

11. Today is the birthday of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. If you forward this message sincerely, you will be blessed by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. He will give you wisdom eyes to enlighten your mind and discern your nature; he will give you Dharma eyes to see through the world; he will give you Buddha eyes to bring you endless blessings! Sincerity is the key to success!

12. The United Nations Office on National Birthday sends you a congratulatory message: On this occasion of universal celebration, I hope you can make money like Russia, spend money as freely as the United States, and not be afraid of owing money like the European Union. Even I need “money” to wish you a happy birthday!